Jupiter’s issues with Cupid

Now Cupid being more and more in love with Psyche, and fearing the sudden austerity of his mother, returned again to his tricks, and did pierce on swift wings into the heavens, and arrived before Jupiter to declare his cause: then Jupiter alter that he had eftsoons embraced his dear relation and kissed his hand, began to say in this manner:

‘O my lord and son, although thou hast not given due reverence and honour unto me as thou oughtest to do, but hast rather soiled and wounded this my breast (whereby the laws and order of the elements and planets be disposed) with continual assaults of terrene luxury and against all laws, yea even the Julian law, and the utility of the public weal, hurting my fame and name by wicked adulteries, and transforming my divine beauty into serpents, fire, savage beasts, birds, and bulls. Howbeit remembering my modesty, and that I have nourished thee with mine own proper hands, I will do and accomplish all thy desire. But still thou shouldest beware of spiteful and envious persons, and if there be any excellent maiden of comely beauty in the world, remember yet the benefit which I shall shew unto thee, by recompense of her love towards me again.’

– Apuleius’ Metamorphoses, Book VI,
in J. Arthur Hanson’s translation.

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He had been trying to think, but could not

Finally, one of the biggest mice spoke.
‘Is there nothing we can do,’ it asked, ‘to repay you for saving the life of our Queen?’
‘Nothing that I know of,’ answered the Woodman; but the Scarecrow, who had been trying to think, but could not because his head was stuffed with straw, said, quickly, ‘Oh, yes; you can save our friend, the Cowardly Lion, who is asleep in the poppy bed.’

The Wizard of Oz, by L. Frank Baum.

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The three-legged Death Horse and the Grave Pig

It is a popular superstition in Denmark, that under every church that is built, a living horse must be buried: the ghost of this horse is the death horse, that limps every night on three legs to the house where some one is to die. Under a few churches a living pig was buried, and the ghost of this was called the grave pig.

From the footnotes on page 360 of The Complete Illustrated Works of Hans Christian Andersen (originally published in 1889 as Stories for the Household)

Expediency

Minister, it takes time to do things ‘now‘!

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– Sir Humphrey Appleby,
in Yes Minister series 3, episode 1: “Equal Opportunities”

Not _symptoms_?!

So, what do you make of Atticus’ symptoms?
Symptoms?!
Yeah.
You didn’t tell me he had symptoms. … Oh my God; it’s back!
What’s back?
The pandemic.

– Dr. Lola Adolf Spratt and Dr. Derrick Childrens
in Childrens Hospital 7×2: One Million Saved

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The World Beneath

“The only thing that will be born here will be scientific understanding. And the only thing that will die will be myth and superstition.”
“Myth will never die. It is the deepest kind of understanding.”

– Arthur Denison and Oriana Nascava,
in Dinotopia: The World Beneath, by James Gurney
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Corrupting plans

This was supposed to be a web of lies, but you’re turning it into a maze of deception!

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– Rad Cunningham,
Moonbeam City 1×10: The Wedding of Rad (Lie)